I'm just going to use this "Read More" button as an encouragement
bertwins:
mattgorman:
There’s nothing more after this, but you should really read more books. It’s good for your brain.
Read More
Even though you said there was nothing more, I felt obliged to click it. MLIA
I drive really far every day. Do audiobooks count? I hope so.
Note:
bertwins:
Never ever ever mix Cuervo Gold with ‘Kiki Strawberry’ pop (soda for you weird people.) It’s more awful than it sounds.
Fuck off, PG.
Never ever ever mix drink Cuervo Gold any tequila with ‘Kiki Strawberry’ pop (soda for you weird people.) anything or by itself. It’s more awful than it sounds.
Fuck off, PG.
Today, I was riding home in my car listening to the radio. The weather report came on, and the guy announced the temperature to be "a very romantic 69 degrees". New favorite radio station? I think so. MLIA.
bertwins:
HA!
Dude, can I get it in the South Bay?
Reblog this and ruin the end of a movie for someone.
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Bruce Willis is dead the whole time (The 6th Sense)
He finds nemo
Edward rapes Bella
mordor wins
Jesus dies.
THE BIBLE IS NOT A MOVIE
PASSION OF THE CHRIST IS.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze!
Pinnocchio becomes a real boy
Titanic sinks
Luke isn’t really a bastard child! PS - dad is a meanie with a funny helmet
Rachel McAdams and Ryan Goslling are the old couple when they’re young.
Ed Norton is Tyler Durden.
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle!
Turkish and Tommy find the dog that ate the diamond and sell it to Doug the Head.